Two-Sentence Movie Reviews

Crimson Force

Duamuteffe: "Hmm, there's an IMDB comment that says that if you pay attention to the plot, you'll really get something out of it- but I paid attention to the plot, and all I got out of it was pain."
Owlvark: "I got out of it was that it was a complete rip-off of Stargate- does that count as 'something'?"