Thursday, June 10, 2010

Two-Sentence Movie Reviews

The Fall of the House of Usher

Ah, Roderick Usher, the original emo- whiny, selfish, self-absorbed, and wimpy as all get-out. The entire film could have ended on an upbeat note within fifteen minutes if Phillip had the idea of just shining a lantern on him, shouting for good measure, and then carrying Madeleine bodily out of the house while Roderick writhed and whimpered, hopefully destroying his lute in the process.

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At 1:17 PM, Blogger owlvark said...

"Is that your lute?"
"No, I keep my money in my back pocket."

 

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