Sunday, September 12, 2010

Two-Sentence Movie Reviews

Ghost Town

So, let's break this down for you, mister director, and I'll go slow so you can keep up- ankhs are from ancient Egypt and mean eternal life, "runes" are Norse (we're assuming that's what you mean, since we never see any) Wicca was invented in the 1960's, there is a reason explosions are measured via sticks of dynamite, pentacles have circles around them, and hitting things with rocks isn't a part of the protective spells of any religion, so far as we are aware. Also, your film is balls.

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