My subconscious was apparently so offended by the lazy writing of the newest LKH book that it wrote a short film in the form of a dream to prove that even a sleeping mind can come up with a better plot. It ignored the main cast entirely to focus on Edward (not Podward) and his posse, and crossed over with Burn Notice. It was, I shouldn't need to say, absolutely awesome.

In a related note, libraries are awesome. Although touted as a "return to form, " which was what made me pick it up in the first place, in retrospect I would hate to think she got any money from me reading that lazy piece of "writing."