I got a spam today asking if I have fungus. What? I mean, 1) are they asking me if I have a fungus that I wish to get rid of, and, if the answer is affirmative, therefore wish to sell me a cure, or 2) has someone invented a fungus which is now all the rage, and since I may not have some myself, wish to offer me some of their generic-brand fungus, with which I can be on the leading edge of whatever fungus would be on the leading edge of (a stump is the first thing that leaps to mind, actually) without having to spend a bundle on brand-name fungus?

Hmmm. The link offers me a holiday in Spain. I guess we'll never know.