"You are a disgrace, Tony!"
"To be honest, I feel a little bit sick."
"Oh, god."
"I do suffer from motion sickness."
"Oh really, do you."
"You should see me on coaches, it's even worse!"
"Well, that's dynamite, Tony."
"As for ferries, I'm all over the shop. When me and Mrs. Harrison go to Calais, it's a nightmare. I'm on the deck the whole time."
"Take me through every mode of transportation and how each one makes you hurl, Tony, while we're lost!"
"Horses. I'm good on horses."
"If you can't even handle a little carpet, how are you going to handle the Crunch?"

- The shamen Saboo and Tony Harrison, 'The Mighty Boosh' (season 2, 'Nanageddon')