Things *not* to name your kids.

Dear lord, this is both hilarious, and rather saddening for the children involved. These names are really, really, really bad. It's one thing that you want to be unique, and give your kid a unique name, but you have to think how this name is going to affect your child's life, and how it will look on job applications and college term papers and work projects and everything else. The truth is, if your child has an incredibly doofy name, it is going to cause them problems, and life is tough enough without adding to it at the very beginning.
Personally, my basic guideline is that I refuse to name my kids anything that sounds like something you'd run from in Call of Cthulhu.