Two-Sentence Movie Reviews
"Bram's Stoker's" Dracula - "Now let me get this straight, we're supposed to think of him as a tragic, tormented hero. A hero who feeds babies to his undead demonic whores."
Resident Evil - "There is a distinct lack of light puzzles in this film."
"And anything else, really."
Underworld - "So, basically this is a movie about someone's racist dad."
"Racist Dad Vampire - you won't believe the hijinks that ensue."
Underworld 2 - "Right, so that's another way to kill vampires, then- make them eat food. Back off, I've got a cheeseburger!' 'Don't make me spray gravy at you!' "
"Has he had to crap in that thing for five hundred years?"
Labels: general silliness, movie review
posted by Duamuteffe @ 3:37 PM
4 comments
4 Comments:
did you find these somewhere, or did you make them yourself? and i'm leaning towards the made them yourself bit, because ur the type that would give credit if you found it somewhere.
I still love all those movies though!
teehee
Yeah, those are all me and the Owlvark.
very nice :D
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