So I got up in my normal groggy fashion, grabbed some clothes at random (a pair of ripped jeans, a white tank top) and, noticing it was a little cool, threw on my red, black, and beige plaid wool Woolrich shirt like a jacket. I then trundled off to the bathroom, glanced in the mirror, and realized that I had inadvertently qualified for "Dress Like Wolverine Day, " should any such holiday ever come into being.