Two-Sentence Movie Reviews

Iron Man 2

I tried to come up with something grammatical, but all I've managed is "The further continuation of sheer unadulterated awesome!" and that's not entirely correct as far as sentence structure goes. It is, however, utterly correct in theme, content, truthfulness, and tone- and for those of you who don't get as much enjoyment as I do out of a sweaty Robert Downey Jr. building complicated machinery (seriously, do they just plug a cable in the back of my head to come up with this stuff?) you will likely be pleased to note that there's a lot more action in this one, lots of witty retorts, Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury (which is a terrific piece of casting, by the way) awesome effects, and also Scarlett Johansson gets a lot of screen time to alternate between being preppy and kicking serious ass.