How To Buy An Axolotl

Okay, for all those people who keep turning up in my stats looking for how or where to buy an axolotl, this is the best I could come up with:

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Educators/Researchers

Caudata Forum (main page; search for postings for sale/trade)

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for anything that happens or does not happen to anyone or anything due to this posting.

Right, faceless Internet masses, don't say I never gave you anything.

[Edited 08/26/08 to add:] Now, with no comments! None! I feel that a year's worth of screwing around is more than enough. If you can't play nice, you don't get to play at all.