I'm Forcing Goodness Upon You, Don't Look So Down!

"I'm driving in my auto
I'm going to the post office
I'm sending you a package
Filled with love and joy

I hear you have some problems
That need all your concentrated worrying
I understand your suffering
I'm observing all your grief
But this is a world where I like to hang my hat
Something good's going to happen to you today!
How about that? "

- Shari Elf, "I'm Forcing Goodness Upon You" (excerpted)