Reason 1,000,242 why my life rules

"So, I could take the blender apart and clean it. That doesn't have any computers in it."
"You're not taking my blender apart just because you're fed up with the computer."
"You said I could, because I pointed out that it sounded awful when you used it to make the hummus."
"Oh! That's the food processor. The blender is the other thing. Blenders deal with liquid stuff and food processors deal with more solid stuff."
"Ah, because it's designed to chop, I see. So it's called a food processor. That's a terrible term. Very boring. We should think up a better one."
"Okay, like what?"
"The Smusher."