Reason #2,956,807 that my life is awesome

So I'm babysitting my niece, and we're sitting outside when a big crow flies into a nearby tree and starts cawing.

Small Fry: What's that crow doing?
Duamuteffe: He's cawing.
Small Fry: Calling? He's calling for help?
Duamuteffe: No, no, *cawing*. *Caw-ing*. It's the sound crows make.
Small Fry: Oh. What's he saying?
Duamuteffe: I don't know. I don't speak crow.
Small Fry: (standing up to face the crow) WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, MR. CROW???