"Can we take a break, boss? We've been reading these reports for *hours, * and my eyes hurt. Next time, can you build a lair with better lighting?"
"It'd ruin the spooky atmosphere."
"Fine, I'll just be the only sidekick in town with Coke-bottle glasses."
"You *are* the only sidekick in town. And there's a reading lamp just behind you."
"I thought that was Professor Zombie's Entrance-O-Ray?"
"It was. Now it's a lamp."

- Kit Baxter (AKA The Flying Squirrel) and the Red Panda, "The Red Panda Adventures - The Ghost Ship"