"Not that there's really such a thing as casual sex. What is that? What is that supposed to be? It's never really casual. You always have to turn up. It's never casual, unless you're both wearing Sherlock Holmes hats or something, and you're covered in crisps, and one of you's eating an omelette, the other one's doing a crossword. Then it's kind of casual."
- Dylan Moran
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*brain fries trying to picture Dylan Moran in a deerstalker*
...Covered in chips, and doing a crossword #laughs#
Quite frankly, he could be wearing anything he damn well pleases. It all comes off, after all...
And if he was covered in chips, he'd eventually have to get a shower...
That is an excellently true statement. #grins#
lol! Just let me know when I need to go get the camera.
oh, the innuendo in here is getting thick, i'll need waders here in a second
It's not innuendo if we're spelling it out, kiddo, which we most definitely are.
A man goes into a bar and asks for a double entendre. So the barmaid gives him one.
Mua-ha-ha-ha #snuggles#
okay, so my grip on the English language is incomplete and imperfect, it's not my fault, I blame the educational system! :D
Go forth and buy ye a copy of Strunk and White's "Elements Of Style." Seriously. Everyone should own a copy.
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