Reason 1,000,001 why my life rules

"I've been straightening up the back room."
"I saw- it looks good so far. I'll vac it when you're ready. Just say the word, and Vac Man will appear!"
#general giggling, then pause# "...Am I a bad person?"
"No! Of course not! Who said that? I'll vac 'em! And not in a good way!"