Reason 1,001,554 why my life rules

Commercial: "I had a heart attack at fifty-one. Now, I trust my heart to Lipitor."
Owlvark: "He's a monster from the sea."
Duamuteffe: #giggling# "That's Gorgo."
Owlvarl: "Oh, right."
Commercial: "When diet and exercise aren't enough, trust *your* heart to Lipitor."
Owlvark: "He'll protect it with his radioactive heat vision."