Reason 1,000,009 why my life rules

#Patrick Lee is playing in the background...#

"So you think I did okay?"
"What? Of course! Yesterday was a great day! Why?"
"I dunno, I has a PMS, so I worry more about things, and I worry that everything I say is coming out wrong- you know, the usual. Anyway, we should have a shower so you can get a haircut."
"Okay. But first, we dance."
#dancing in the kitchen ensues#