Sunday afternoon conversations

"Why did you need to go to Radio Shack?"
"Solder."
"What do you need to solder?"
"I got a new radio. Well, it's from 1946, but it's new to me."
"Why did you get this one?"
"I like fixing radios."
"...You know, I'd like to say that your problem is because you're not getting laid, but that's obviously not the case, so I have no idea what's wrong with you."

- Nojim the Noble and the Owlvark